It's currently 6:00 in the night, and you and June are off to prowl around for this gang and fight club their asses!
Or bottom their asses? You don't think that sounds as catchy, and also you don't really care about the movie itself, moreso the connotation of beating them up.
The dingy city is... ok well it's not as dingy as you had expected, but still! Grimy and dirty and shit, hell yeah!
JUNE: i'm honestly just surprised that a gangs started in portland of all cities.
JUNE: or... surpurrised?
She digs her elbow into you, and you stifle a giggle at that, getting into a Total Stealth Mode.
NEPETA: :33< h33 h33!! shhhhh, were being sneaky!
JUNE: are we? i assumed we would just go around 'till someone picks a fight.
JUNE: like doesn't that...
JUNE: s33m more practical? and make more sense?
You stare at her. Yeah, that does actually make more sense.
NEPETA: :33< mew always rain on my puurade but yeah
JUNE: i always rain on your parade because your parades are insanely optimistic all of the time.
JUNE: someone needs to be the bert to your ernie, or the squidward to your spongebob.
NEPETA: :33< ???
JUNE: it's comedy, nep.
You scowl a bit, and the two of you continue on the city roads, trying to find trouble.
JUNE: maine's the safest state, why are we making an anti-gang gang?
She said it under her breath, but you still heard it, so you lightly elbow into her.
It's been soooooo looooooong since you've started, and it's hard to tell if that newslady was even telling the truth.
Until....
THUG 1: heyyy, cmonnn!
THUG 2: yeeeee!!!!!
RANDOM: NO! Let GO!!!
Finally!!
Wait, no, that girl's in danger.
You step up to the guys pulling the knife on the girl, and you project your voice as loud as you can.
NEPETA: :33< STOP, VILLAIN!
JUNE: gog, are we really-
THUG 2: ughhhhh, who the fuckr u?????
NEPETA: >:33< not telling >:33
You lunge and punch the second thug right in the gut, and you can see June's eyes widen as she rushes to stop the first guy from slamming you down.
The two guys run away, but not before screaming about how you've messed with the wrong people, and the big boss' gonna be mad, and yak yak you don't care.
RANDOM: Oh uh thank you
NEPETA: :33< its no problem! were just hunters out purrtecting our str33ts!
RANDOM: You should probably leave before someone comes though
NEPETA: :33< oh yeah we should
NEPETA: :33< bye by33333!!
You wave her goodbye and drag June into your apartment, at which point you realise that she's been very... vacant.
NEPETA: :33< uh....
NEPETA: :33< june?
NEPETA: :33< jun3333333333?
JUNE: nepeta.
NEPETA: :33< ?
JUNE: nepeta.
JUNE: a real, actual gang is out to get us.
JUNE: we pissed off an actual gang.
JUNE: there are only two of us.
JUNE: we are GOING TO DIE!
NEPETA: :33< oh
NEPETA: :33< ...
NEPETA: :33< well it doesnt have to be just us two!