Nepeta Leijon and June Egbert broke eachother's noses the day before they became roomates at Skaia University.

JUNE: uh... sorry.

JUNE: like really, it was uncalled on my part.

That part is true, you can concede that, at least. She was just there, and when the train was departing, you had gut reacted to her brushing against your horns, and then she gut reacted to the punch. No ones a raging asshole, you guess.

NEPETA: :33< yeah i dont blame you it just sucks that i cant room with terezi anymeowr

NEPETA: :33< i was so looking forward to it too....

The University decided that the two of you should be rooming, which is like, what university does that? Maybe it's an earth thing, you guess.

JUNE: y'know, i think she's rooming with my friend dove.

You look up at your new roomy, who's now more preoccupied with setting up posters and mattresses and such.

JUNE: hold on, i'll ask dove where their room is.

A few minutes later, and the two of you are busy setting up your corners, when her phone suddenly starts blowing up. June hits the answer button, and a voice you dearly recognise comes out the other end.

TEREZI: YOU PUNCH3D OUT N3P3T4? HOLY SH1T YOU 4R3 PR1C3L3SS!

JUNE: who are you? why do you have dove's phone?

DOVE: do not worry girl im right here being fuckin persecuted by terezi

DOVE: just like that both questions answered

DOVE: boom am i good or fuckin what

DOVE: also look through your window

The two of you oblige, and see, in the other building, Dove, being shoved onto her bed by Terezi, who's still laughing.

You wave. June waves as well after a beat.

Terezi runs out of her dorm, and Dove follows as well. It takes about three minutes and then they're banging on the door.

Terezi barges in with a way about herself that only Terezi can get, all smiles and fangs and she hugs you so tight you're about to die, and you're so happy.

TEREZI: N3P3T4!!! 1 M1SS3D YOU SO B4D!!

NEPETA: :33< h33 h33 i missed you tooooo!!!

You pull away, and look at Dove.

She's very lanky, and their long hair is as pale as a ghost, as well as her skin. Their lips are painted black, and she has freckles adorned on every part of her skin you can see. They're wearing a short red dress with busted jeans underneath, and...

NEPETA: :33< youre very nice looking dove

FUCK!!!! Why'd you say that?? She's looking at you, and they're probably...

DOVE: oh uh thank you

...Blushing really hard?

Dove instead just walks to June, and suddenly a barrage of word vomit graces your ears, and you can see June smile at her friend.

A few minutes of chattering amongst yourselves, the two leave, and you and June are in an awkward silence.

NEPETA: :33< mew know youre good at punching

JUNE: ah. thank you? i guess that's a thing i should be flattered by.

NEPETA: :33< yeah

NEPETA: :33< ...

NEPETA: :33< hey have you ever s33n troll fight club?