Dream bubbles. It’s been almost two years- one year four months and thirteen days- since you started this journey but still. Fucking dream bubbles. Before you can realise it, the world beneath you is changed to be a fiery landscape full of gears and lava, and you can see Dave- at least a Dave- on your left.

NEPETA: :33< wow this places hot! it reminds me of solluxs land a bit

DAVE: well welcome to the land of heat and clockwork i guess

DAVE: this is one of my memories so i could show you around while we looks for everyone else if you want

NEPETA: :33< well i would want! *ac smiles as she follows her host around his furry pawesome land*

DAVE: cool youre gonna love the stock market

You did love the stock market. Nak nak nak, hehe!

After a few minutes, or at least what felt like a few minutes, the two of you finally met up with Rose and Kanaya- the Rose and Kanaya, based on their eyes.

ROSE: Hello, you two. Are you the Alpha Timeline variants? Or is LOHAC weirdly full of them today.

KANAYA: Its True There Have Been At Least Five Of You Both And Its Really Starting To Freak Us Out

KANAYA: So If Its Ok Please Take Off The Shades For Like A Moment

You do, and the pupils the two of you share calm the two down. Now that Rose and Kanaya are in the search party, it’s a matter of finding Vriska, Karkat and Terezi.

DAVE: i mean these places are fucking massive they can literally go anywhere they remember going

KANAYA: Maybe Terezi Went To Visit Her Dancestor

KANAYA: Karkat Doesnt Really Like Any Of Them But Hed Probably Be There If She Was

KANAYA: But I Dont Know About Vriska

DAVE: god dammit if we have to

You have to, so you go, and are met with 10 faces that none of you really like all that much. You don’t know where Meenah and Aranea are, but with how everyone talks about them, you really don’t want to know.

Walking around lands and moons, your group finally is able to meet up with a dancestor, this one Kanaya’s.

DAVE: yo kanayas mum have you seen terezi?

PORRIM: Terezi? No+, I can’t say that I have, so+rry.

PORRIM: Have yo+u checked with Latula? She’s the o+ne mo+st likely to+ kno+w.

NEPETA: :33< do mew at least know where she is???

PORRIM: Uh… no+. No+t really. Pro+bably her o+ld land, just walk until yo+u find it.

DAVE: fuckkkkkk if we have have to

You can tell hes annoyed by something, so you squeeze his shoulder, and that makes him smile a bit.

The group ends up walking and walking and walking, so long it makes your head hurt!

Finally, finally, though, you find the land, and find an Aradia, the Aradia, talking to a Latula.

NEPETA: :33< aradia!!! have mew s33n terezi karkat and vwhiskers?

ARADIA: oh cant say i have sorry! hows the meteor been?

KANAYA: Its Been

KANAYA: Very Long

DAVE: thats a fuckin understatement man if john or jade were here theyd be insane right now-

At the saying of their names, the world suddenly shifts, and you see...

????: Dirk? roxy?

????: oh are these ur fronds

You can hear Dave and Rose gasping behind you, and you realise that this is probably a really important moment for them.

DAVE & ROSE: john?

DAVE: john is that you why do you look like that what the fuck???

ROSE: Are you even John? Holy shit, maybe you're Jade's grandfather post-scratch.

DAVE: why would he be in the dreambubbles then??

ROSE: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!?

NEPETA: :33< OK! efurrybody timeout!!! *ac commands you all to fucking chill out damn!*

This is. This is gonna be a long night. Or deam. Or whatever.

Fucking dreambubbles!!!