You get your motherfuckin’ movie watchin’ on in the movie room, and every fucking body is looking at you like you’re gonna kill them for breathing weird. Probably not, the blue peasant was a good stress relief.

GAMZEE: NO WONDER HE WAS.

GAMZEE: no wonder you were pale for him.

The kittybitch is fucking yowling, curled against the rainbow fuck like she can do anything. You can get her to kneel whenever you motherfucking want.

KANAYA: Gamzee If You Do Not Leave I Am Fucking Killing You

KANAYA: If You Get Any Closer I Am Attacking

GAMZEE: CALM DOWN, MY RAINBOW BITCH.

GAMZEE: just wanted to get my pale on with my motherfucking karbro.

He tenses, and stares at you while red sweat rolls down. Fucking coward, but it's so fucking fun.

You walk to the beanbag he was sitting in, and plop down right next to it, smile wide and straining.

GAMZEE: HE EVEN GOT OUT A MOTHERFUCKING PILE.

KARKAT: I- IT’S NOT-

GAMZEE: wanna know something real fucking funny?

He stills, and then, slowly, nods his head.

GAMZEE: I WAS OFF IN THE DREAM BUBBLES.

GAMZEE: my dancestor’s got himself a kittybitch in red.

GAMZEE: AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

GAMZEE: wanna know why they were so motherfucking red?

You can hear her hiss. It’s like the first time, right before she got all slippery with it.

GAMZEE: BECAUSE I HAD A KITTYBITCH AS WELL!

GAMZEE: and we were getting out motherfucking red on too.

GAMZEE: AIN’T THAT FUCKING FUNNY-

POW! You suddenly feel a weight on your head, and turning around, you see that the rainbitch threw her fucking book at you, and now she’s all up and ready to tussle.

KANAYA: Its Not Fucking Funny

KANAYA: Get Out

You scan the room. The humans look like they’re waiting for you to strike. The male’s got his jaw clenched like he’s gonna strife right here right now.

Terezi’s got a grip on spiderbitch. You hate her, really fucking hate her. But Vriska’s not letting you anywhere, and you can see her reach for the dice.

And kittybitch…fucking kittybitch. She’s leaning forward, like her fucked up prongs are gonna do anything against you. Fucking funny. No wonder you were so red on Beforus.

They’re all looking at you. No way you can get away with anything.

GAMZEE: im fuckin gone.

You walk out, and you can hear how fucked up they’re all breathing now. Fucking miracle you didn’t get sliced.

NEPETA: WHY THE *FUCK* DIDNT YOU KILL HIM!?

TEREZI: N3P3T4, YOU N33D TO G3T TH4T 1T WOULD DOOM OUR T1M3L1N3-

NEPETA: I DONT N33D TO GET ANYTHING, HE JUST N33DS TO FUCKING DIE!

KANAYA: Nepeta I Understand How Angry You Are But You Need To Be Subdued And-

NEPETA: KANAYA I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR WISHY WASHY FAKE MEOWRAIL ACT

NEPETA: WHAT THE HELL COULD *GAMZ33* DO THAT ERIDAN OR FEFERI OR TAVROS COULDNT!?

NEPETA: WHY WOULD HE N33D TO LIVE BUT HAVE IT BE TOTALLY OK TO KILL EQUIUS!?

NEPETA: IM LEAVING. DONT FOLLOW.

With a run to the transportaliser, she was gone. Fuck, that ruined movie night.

You stand up.

ROSE: Dave, don't-

DAVE: im not gonna talk to her now i just wanna

DAVE: i just wanna be there when shes ok to talk