TEREZI: *TH3 HUMBL3 DR4GON LOOKS 4T H3R 3V3R CLOS3 FR13ND 4ND GR1NS V3RY 3VILY*

TEREZI: *SH3 JUST C4NNOT 1MAG1N3 H3R F3L1N3 FR13ND 4TT3MPT1NG TO 4TT4CK H3R L1K3 TH1S!*

TEREZI: *4ND Y3T…*

NEPETA: :33< *ac giggles at how much hupurris the mighty dragon has on her*

NEPETA: :33< *while ac concedes that gc may have the upurr claw…*

NEPETA: >:33< *she brought a furriend >:33*

TEREZI: W41T, WH4-

POUNCE!!!

A sudden Dave was able to pounce on Terezi, in a genius move of strategic intellect, and the sudden victor, one Nepeta, was able to claim her victory, even through her immense hand pains! Take that, gc!

TEREZI: 1 C4NT B3LI3V3 1T! 1V3 B33N CH34TED! TH1S 1S 4 SC4M OF 3P1C PROPORT1ONS! BOOOOO >:[

NEPETA: :33< h33h33 you alright terezi?

TEREZI: Y34H 1M F1N3 1 JUST W4SNT 3XP3CT1NG STR1D3R TO SHOW UP 4LL OF 4 SUDD3N

DAVE: yeah thats why the plan worked if you knew itd just be like “oh man im terezi oh shit daves gonna go up and pounce on me better stop him with my cane sword shit”

DAVE: and then id be fucking stabbed and itd be a whole ass ordeal that we really dont need to talk about

The three laugh and realise that, while the reader got like 7 lines out of it, the kids themselves had been roleplaying an epic dragon v cat civil war for at least a few paragraphs, and that lends itself to many dirty things flung around with no cares to be seen.

TEREZI: W3 SHOULD CL34N TH1S UP B3FOR3 K4RK4T S33S 4ND FORC3S US TO S1T THROUGH 4NOTH3R L3SSON ON HOW TO B3 DECENT ROOMMATES WHO DONT SLING THEIR NOOK STAINED BULGE SLICKED BULLSHIT AROUND EVERYWHERE OR WH4T3V3R

NEPETA :33< he has such a way with words

DAVE: nah hes just got a lot of good ones for slinging insults with if i were a troll id be like way better than him in that regard

NEPETA: :33< yknow i can really s33 that!

DAVE: you know it girl

After grueling, grueling minutes of cleaning, everything in the common room was just about perfect, barring the new graffiti Terezi was so generous to add. For a brief few moments, the trio simply stewed in each other's existences and enjoyed the quite rare quiet.

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE WALLS!?

DAVE: we put some top tier humor on it

DAVE: like holy shit are they funny now like look at this shit

He motions down to a sweet bro and hella jeff comic, one about sweet bro pissing some guy name hailey’s grave talking about his comet being bullshit, before getting crushed by a shitty jpeg of said comic, with hella jeffs sardonic face smushed into the corner.

How the fuck did he do that

KARKAT: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?

NEPETA: :33< you gotta apurreciate the tenacity though!

KARKAT: NEPETA? I THOUGH KANAYA SAID FOR YOU TO STAY IN THE SICK BAY. ARE YOU FEELING BETTER NOW?

KANAYA: I Do Hope That You Dont Overexert Yourself You Just Started To Get Better

DAVE: ok how the FUCK are you doing that

KANAYA: I Have My Ways

KANAYA: Anyway Nepeta How Do You Feel Right Now

NEPETA: :33< hmmmm… i dunno! I f33l normal but that just means it still hurts :((

NEPETA: :33< i can wiggle my fingers though!

KANAYA: That Is Wonderful Please Tell Me If You Are Able To Do Any More

NEPETA: :33< will do kanaya!

KANAYA: What Were You Doing In The Common Room Anyway

DAVE: we were just doing some roleplaying shit it was pretty cool terezi was like a dragon warlord and 'pets was her old advisor and shit and then a whole buncha shit happened and i totally overthrew her it was awesome

KANAYA: All Of You Are Alright Though Right

KARKAT: PETS?

KARKAT: ANYWAYS THAT WASNT WHY I CAME HERE TO BEGIN WITH.

KARKAT: VRISKA FOUND LIKE A FUCK TON OF NIC CAGE SHIT DOES ANYONE WANNA WATCH IT WITH US?

DAVE: isnt she like really into nic like thatd just be-

NEPETA: :33< i wanna watch!!! is there gonna be popcorn?

KARKAT: IF WE CAN GET THE SHIT TO WORK YEAH.

NEPETA: :33< yay!!!

Everyone ended up cramming into the newly formed cinema room (Aradia's room. They told her over the dream bubbles and she was chill) and eating some slightly too salty popcorn over miles and miles of Nic Cage dvd's, much to Vriska's joy.

VRISKA: I'm soooooooo happy that you all decided to join!!!!!!!! This is gonna 8e gr8 ::::)

NEPETA: :33< why do you even like his movies this much? you werent like this for troll nic cage

DAVE: troll nic cage is a thing holy shit how did none of you tell john

VRISKA: I don't know, he just looks ugly as a troll, I guess. And I was gonna tell John eventually, it's just that you were all on SUCH a 8ig time crunch!!!!!!!!

VRISKA: Also watch, this is a good part!!!!!!!!

They were currently watching National Treasure, which they all agreed was at the very least all right, even though Vriska's raving probably fucked up the average.

DAVE: what other shit was he in hang on

Looking throught the other dvd's he suddenly stops and grins so wide you can see all his teeth.

DAVE: i do not CARE what any of you say were watching ant bully

They watched ant bully. no one liked it except Dave and Nepeta, who liked it for completely different reasons.

VRISKA: Alright, from here on out, I'm gonna 8e the one that picks-

GAMZEE: honk.